DOJ Swears Trump's Name Isn't Being Scrubbed from Epstein Files... Are We Supposed to Believe That?!

WTF Just Happened?!

Okay, stop the presses! The U.S. Justice Department's Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, just went on record to ABC News, saying there’s been “no effort” to redact President Donald Trump’s name from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein files. ZERO EFFORT. Did you hear that?

Are we supposed to just nod and accept this? After all the anticipation, all the whispers, all the waiting for these documents?

Wait, HOW Did This Happen?

So, here’s the tea: The DOJ is under a legally mandated deadline to release hundreds of thousands of files from the Epstein investigation. A deadline! And just hours before they dropped the first massive batch, Blanche, the Deputy AG, assured everyone that no name is safe from disclosure. Including Trump’s. And Bill Clinton’s. And Reid Hoffman’s!

He explicitly stated, “Assuming it’s consistent with the law, yes,” when asked if every Trump mention would be released. He then added, “There’s no effort to hold anything back because there’s the name Donald J. Trump or anybody else’s name.” Is this peak transparency or peak denial?

Are We Serious Right Now?

Hold on a minute, because this is where my brain starts short-circuiting. Let’s just put this out there: Todd Blanche, the man making these statements, used to be President Trump’s personal defense attorney! Does anyone else see the *teensy-weensy* conflict of interest here? Is this real life?

He’s out here accusing Democratic lawmakers of using “selective disclosures” to make Trump look bad. Meanwhile, the first batch of documents dropped and what did it highlight?

Images of former President Bill Clinton without context.

Excuse me, WHAT?! Clinton’s spokesperson immediately accused the DOJ of selectively leaking those pics. You can’t make this up!

• The Deputy AG, a former Trump lawyer, denying redactions for Trump.
• The first batch of files highlighting Bill Clinton photos.
• The DOJ saying they can't comply with the full deadline because of "new victims" just learned about. Wait, HOW were new victims just learned about days before a mandated release?

So… What Happens Now?

Well, buckle up, buttercups. Blanche insists that “dozens and dozens of the most highly trained lawyers” are reviewing these documents, not just a few top officials making calls. So, presumably, more files will keep trickling out, whenever the DOJ decides they’ve protected enough victims’ names and are “consistent with the law.”

The public will be scrutinizing every single release, looking for names, connections, and any hint of redaction or favoritism. Lawmakers, particularly those Blanche accused, will undoubtedly keep the pressure on. This story is far from over.

Will we ever get the full, unvarnished truth without feeling like we’re playing a political guessing game? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild ride. Again, how is this real life?!